Dear reader,
That device was built for ego death, not terp worship.
It’s for meeting tree elves with questionable morals. For locking eyes with the Hat Man and not blinking. For letting the shadow people watch while you absolutely disintegrate in style.
Stop treating a space age portal like a fragile little terp toy.
This shirt is for the bold, The blasted, The barely tethered to this dimension.
Slide into this dangerously sexy hooded dabber Shirt and let the room know you don’t just smoke… you transcend irresponsibly.
Puffcos aren’t for Dabs
They’re for summoning.
Dress like it.
<3 SHRC.777
(HOODED DABBER SAYS: SIZE UP IT WILL SHRINK IN THE WASH!)
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printing on body; DTF prints available for sleeves, wrist prints, and inner neck labels; embroidery options available
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, compliance with formaldehyde/flame/lead/cadmium/phthalates limits)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Dear reader,
That device was built for ego death, not terp worship.
It’s for meeting tree elves with questionable morals. For locking eyes with the Hat Man and not blinking. For letting the shadow people watch while you absolutely disintegrate in style.
Stop treating a space age portal like a fragile little terp toy.
This shirt is for the bold, The blasted, The barely tethered to this dimension.
Slide into this dangerously sexy hooded dabber Shirt and let the room know you don’t just smoke… you transcend irresponsibly.
Puffcos aren’t for Dabs
They’re for summoning.
Dress like it.
<3 SHRC.777
(HOODED DABBER SAYS: SIZE UP IT WILL SHRINK IN THE WASH!)
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printing on body; DTF prints available for sleeves, wrist prints, and inner neck labels; embroidery options available
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, compliance with formaldehyde/flame/lead/cadmium/phthalates limits)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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